Courtroom Etiquette

1) Treat the judge respectfully. Never interrupt or be argumentative, always ask permission to speak. In An Officer and a Gentleman, drill sergeant Lou Gossett reprimands recruit Richard Gere for referring to the sergeant as "you." Gossett points out that a "ewe" is a female sheep. Always address the judge as "your honor," "judge," or "the court" -- but never refer to the judge as "you." Finally, you may feel the judge is biased, disrespectful, insensitive, or just plain dumb. You have a right to these feelings, but never, ever, treat the court disrespectfully, especially if you want respect.
2) Treat opposing counsel respectfully. Wait your turn to speak and don’t interrupt or make faces and gesticulate when opposing counsel is speaking. Great self-control is necessary, especially when opposing counsel intentionally lies or inadvertently makes misrepresentations to the court based on his client’s misrepresentations to him. You’ll get your turn.
3) Dress appropriately, be punctual, and be serious. Cry if you must, but avoid overly dramatic displays. Do not raise your voice or get into side conversations or fights with yourspoused or his lawyer.
4) Tell the truth.